Maybe I've been californian dream'
this guy in my precollege program broke up with this girl because he realized he was gay and she outed him to everybody in his school because she was mad he broke up with her so he fucked her brother and that is the wildest shit i have ever heard
reblog this until tyler oakley agrees to duel me in a rap battle
if you ever notice that i reblogged something from a reposter
don’t hesitate to send me a message so i can take it down
extra bonus points if you can also send me the link to the original post
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
when you see someone you hate hanging out with your friend
I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.”
"One thousand one hundred and eighty."
"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."